This is Draco Volans, (the flying dragon) it is small, does not breath fire and not quite at a legendary status like Alduin. Nether the less I shall get one and call it Smaug! If you tell me other wise I shall sack your city like daenerys targaryen. Because I will have a dragon. Have a nice day.
…and on AatP’s Gloria
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I’LL GIVE YOU THREE CAMELS
FOUR. ILL PAY FOUR CAMELS
This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster
that is a fucking ewok
COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen.
and then reading it again years later
All of this.
I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE
are nazis from anime
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Who needs a hairbrush when you’ve got momma.
ugh i love
WEE TINY MOO
so we watched this extremely sad film in my psychology class and i didn’t want to cry at the end so i was sitting there clenching my fists and thinking to myself “don’t you fucking cry you are a GROWN MAN” and then after like a minute i realized im a sixteen year old girl
“we’re gonna fucking die”
aint he a water type tho lol
"y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch"
sweet dreams are made of bees, who am i to diss a bee, travel the world with the seven bees, everybodys looking for……….bees