the beginning of a porn movie, probably
UUHHHH i did a chellDoS office AU, aka i get to put glados in pencil skirts…
bottom pic is an un-moved face, the state after i finish 90% of painting and then i have to sort the proportions that i fucked up. so the finished pic is the second one.
Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.
That is adorable
That’s freaking cute
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got
In love with this
Enchanting, magical and rustic on -genie-in.-the-bottle- :)
thinking about my favorite characters like
That is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.
overheard at the dominos I work at:
"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."
"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"
PLEASE it is like my dream to get one of my designs sold officially and this is probably the last attempt i’m ever going to make
this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life
The TWO ingredient cookie
by The Burlap Bag
2 large old bananas
1 cup of quick oats
Mix those two together. Old bananas are amazing for this, but you can use fresh ones too. I buy a bunch of bananas, let them get old on my counter, and then stick ‘em all in the freezer.
Then add in what sounds yummy to you! (or nothing!) We love:
-a handful of chocolate chips
-crushed walnut pieces
Since all bananas are different sizes, the needed measurements can vary. If it seems too runny and the cookies would flatten out too much, add in more oatmeal. And make sure to not add in TOO many mix-ins as the cookies won’t hold together very well. The ones in these photos have a handful of chocolate chips, a teaspoon or two or cinnamon, and 1/4ish a cup of crushed walnuts.
We made 16 cookies with those measurements. We cook them at 350 degrees for 15 minutes on a GREASED cookie sheet. Don’t forget the greased part…. I did once and had to scrub my pan forever.