"fuckboy" is AAVE
us white people have no business using it
it has nothing to do with the “skeleton war” meme
it is not a transphobic slur (this is an especially baffling claim)
lets stop using it for ourselves and stop relating it to skeletons ok
which person in your otp sticks their cold hands on any of their partner’s exposed skin
It was probably the chocolate fondue~
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
The fucking sound he makes kills me every time
shout out to people who reblog my art
it’s like when you doodle something and your mom puts it up on the fridge except it’s the internet
Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?
"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"
*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
me: *sees a sweet caring courageous character* you’re gonna be my favourite
me: *sees a sarcastic apathetic trashbag character* you’re also gonna be my favourite
me: *ships them with each other*
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…